It’s tough to hold onto the image that you have confidence in yourself to do anything when you’re reminded yet again that you’re lousy at everything.
Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
My soul is orgasming.
Put on headphones
Close your eyes.
The year is 2016, a new cult of Death Eaters has arisen and left Europe in ruins. You travel to London to find the leader and destroy the group once and for all.
I’m sitting in front of a bunch of people in one of the college buildings staring at my laptop in awe with my mouth open because of this and eeeeeveryone thinks I’m nuts.
this is amazing.
In other news: Jane Austen rises from her grave to claim that she regrets Mr Darcy and Elizabeth ending up together. “Mr Wickham was probs the way to go." Fandom is shocked and confused.
Is it my birthday yet? Because my birthday trip is going to be the best birthday trip. And I am tired of waiting for it.
if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him
have just been informed that “seahawks will win but the broncos will catch the snitch” is not a valid bet for the superbowl because apparently football “doesn’t work like that”. whatever.
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
This is unreal
OH. MY. VIRAL. GOD.
OH M GDSIJGOSDJIGdsJg dsfjdisf THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS THIS IS NOWHERE EVEN IN THE BALL PARK OF WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. NOT EVEN NEAR THE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM—NO, GALAZYYYAFSYh OF WAT YOU THINK IT IS
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